Transform this uploaded photo into a hilarious, hyper-realistic holiday party portrait. Keep the face, skin tone, eyes and hairstyle exactly the same as the original photo. The subject is standing with a friend at a festive living room party, wearing [an outrageous hand-knitted bright green ugly Christmas sweater featuring 3D felt reindeer and battery-operated glowing fairy lights]. In the background, an over-decorated holiday tree with glittering tinsel, vintage ornaments, and warm golden party bokeh. Candid laughter, authentic cheerful party lighting, shallow depth of field, 8k resolution, s…